The only time in my life that I’ll wear a jersey that isn’t of my own team. #DevonStill
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
"Fuck you" well if you insist.
"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist
First legal drink! #tsunami